You'd Think Old People Would Act Faster
Dean Gaines · Dry Bar Comedy · 8:55
About this clip
Dean Gaines’s “You'd Think Old People Would Act Faster”, a 8:55 clip on Dry Bar Comedy’s own YouTube channel, put up 10 May 2026. It plays here in YouTube’s own player, so the view counts for the people who made it.
It’s kept to PG-13: its captions were checked for strong language, slurs and sexual or graphic words before it went up.
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Updated 10 October 2026