Where a comedian meet and greet happens: a cut-glass tumbler of something amber on a dark bar top, warm lights behind
Make the Trip Pay

The Twelve: your own comedian meet and greet.

An open mic pays nothing, and a road spot barely covers the gas. So sell the thing no venue will give you room for: a drink with twelve people. Nothing to arrange — pick a bar and an hour, "meet me at the corner bar at 4" — twelve disciples of the disciples, $20 each. Then the rules for doing it right, and three more ways the trip can pay.

The Twelve

Twelve spots, twenty dollars, thirty minutes

Fill it in and it writes the post for your comedian meet and greet, the message the twelve get once they pay, and the reminder on the day. Nothing is sent from here and no money passes through D.O.C. — your own payment link takes it. What you type stays in this browser.

12 — it's the name
Do it right

The club, the money, and you

A paid hang is still twelve strangers and a booker who can say no next time. This is the order to think about it in.

01
Read the offer before you sell anything

A booking can carry a radius clause — no other shows within so many miles for so many days — and some rooms control what is sold in and around them. A hang is not a show, but ask the booker before you post it, in writing, and keep the answer.

02
Not at the club's bar

The club lives on its bar. Meet somewhere else, or at the club only if the club says yes. Working a Room lists the bars near the room that are not the club's own.

03
A public place, and a hard stop

A busy bar or café where you can see the door. Somebody at home knows where and when — On the Road writes that text for you. Say when you are leaving, and leave then.

04
Twenty dollars is the floor — you set the price

Price it from $20 up; there is no ceiling. $20 is the floor so The Twelve means the same thing in every town. A comic who fills bigger rooms charges $40 or $60 — the floor never moves.

05
Paid first, and say what it buys

Your time — their drinks on their own tab, unless you say otherwise. Take the money through a payment link set up for selling, so both sides have a receipt. The place goes out after payment, to the twelve who paid and nobody else.

06
If you cancel, refund that day

The van breaks down, the show moves. A refund the same day is what gets the next town's twelve to book.

07
Ask to be on their D.O.C.

On D.O.C. a fan keeps the twelve comics they follow, with each one's next date. Once your SUCDb record is up, ask the twelve having a drink with you to add you before you go — it costs them nothing, and they will see when you are back.

08
18 and over, always — 21 where there’s a bar

The Twelve is adults only, every time: 18 and over, and 21 and over if the place serves alcohol. Never all ages — not at a coffee shop, not at the van. Say the age on the post, and check ID when you meet.

09
It is income

Keep a record of every hang, private gig and sale. The Tour Planner counts them into each stop, so the run's real number lives in one place. What to set aside for tax, and why, is on Get Paid, On the night.

More ways it pays

A private gig, the car, the van

The show is the reason you are in town. It does not have to be the only thing that pays while you are there.

A private gig on the way A birthday, an office lunch, a fundraiser in a town the route goes through anyway. Put the dates on your SUCDb record, and check the rooms asking for someone on those nights on the Gig Board.
Sell what fits in the car Stickers, a printed zine of bits, a signed set list from tonight. Cheap to make, easy to carry, and it goes home in somebody's pocket with your name on it. Merch can owe sales tax in the state you sell it in — check that state's revenue department site before the run.
A pop-up from the van The van is the stage: a free twenty minutes in a park or a friendly lot the afternoon of the show, merch from the side door, and every set ending on tonight's tickets. The local rules come first — Comedy on Wheels has them, the rig, and a name plate for the van. If The Twelve meets at the van, meet after the crowd has gone — the time still goes only to the twelve who paid.

How a comedian meet and greet works here

A comedian meet and greet usually comes with a big room and a headliner's name. The Twelve is one you can sell yourself, from any town on the route. It is a drink and a conversation, not an event to organise.

  1. Pick a place and an hour. Any bar or café you like, at any time that suits the day. It doesn't have to sit next to the show.
  2. Set your price. Twelve spots, $20 each at least, and no ceiling. Twelve at $20 is $240 before your payment app's fee.
  3. Post it where your followers in that town will see it. The Twelve tab writes the post, a short version, the message for after they pay, and the reminder on the day.
  4. Take the money through your own payment link. The place goes out after payment, to the twelve who paid and nobody else.
  5. Meet, then leave when you said you would. Thirty minutes is the starting length. Their drinks go on their own tab unless you say otherwise.

The Twelve is for adults, always: 18 and over, and 21 and over where the place serves alcohol. Say the age on the post, and check ID when you meet.

Merch on the same trip

Twelve people at one table are twelve chances to sell what fits in the car: stickers, a printed zine of bits, a signed set list from tonight. It goes home in somebody's pocket with your name on it.

Merch can owe sales tax in the state you sell it in. The Federation of Tax Administrators lists the states' tax agencies, so check the ones on your route before the run. The money from a hang, a private gig or a sale is income too. The IRS's Gig economy tax center says what to report.

Comedian meet and greet questions

Can it meet at the club? Only if the club says yes. The club lives on its bar, so somewhere else is the usual choice — Working a Room lists bars near the room that are not the club's own.

What if only four sign up? Twelve is the most it sells, not the least. The Twelve tab shows the take at four, eight and twelve spots, and a comic new to a town may sell four.

Does the booker need to know? Ask first, in writing, and keep the answer. A booking can carry a radius clause, and some rooms control what is sold in and around them.

What if I have to cancel? Refund that day. A refund the same day is what gets the next town's twelve to book.