The comedy quiz that finds your lane.
Twelve rounds. Each is one comic’s own line, word for word, from a special, a TV set, their own book or their own site. Guess who said it, then say whether you liked it. The guess shows what you already know. The like shows what makes you laugh — and that is what picks your lane.
How wide should your shelf be?
This doesn’t judge anybody’s act. It only decides who is on the shelf you get at the end. Every line in the twelve rounds is clean-worded; a few touch dark subjects.
Your score is how many voices you recognized. Your lane comes from what you actually enjoyed. Those are two different things — and that’s the point.
Your starter shelf
What the lanes mean
You don’t have to belong to one. Most people like a mix — and most comics work in more than one. The lanes are this page’s way of sorting styles, not a label on anybody.
How the comedy quiz works
Each round puts one line on the screen and four names under it. Pick who you think said it. The answer comes back with the lane the joke works in, why it works, and where to hear or read it for yourself.
Then forget the guess and answer the question that counts: did you like this kind of joke? Love it, Like it or Not my lane. A Love counts for more than a Like, and Not my lane counts against that lane.
After round twelve you get two results. Your punchline score is how many voices you recognized. Your lane is the style you enjoyed most, with up to two more in your mix. When two lanes come out level on what you liked, the one whose voice you knew comes first. Still level? The result says you are between the two.
What you take away from the comedy quiz
A starter shelf of up to eight comics who work in your lanes. Each name opens that comic’s record in SUCDb: the specials, where they started and whether they are on the road. Where a comic has a show coming up on the Comedy Calendar, the card shows the night and links to it. A comic who is working now can go straight into Your D.O.C., the twelve working comics you follow.
Questions about the comedy quiz
- Is it clean? Every line in the twelve rounds is clean-worded, though a few touch dark subjects. The shelf is your choice: “Keep my shelf clean” keeps to comics whose clean act a published source describes. Clean vs Dirty has the long version.
- Does a lane say what a comic is? No. The lanes sort styles of joke, not people. Most comics work in more than one, and most people like a mix.
- Where do the lines come from? Each is quoted as its source gives it: a recording’s own captions or transcript, the comic’s own site, or the comic’s own book. Four come from books in the Internet Archive’s library ↗. The sources below stay folded until your result, because they name who said each line.
- Does the quiz keep my answers? No. Your guesses and likes live on the page while you play, and “Run it again” starts fresh. Only a comic you add to Your D.O.C. is kept, in this browser.
Where the lines are from
Each line is quoted as its source gives it — a recording’s own captions or transcript, or the comic’s own book or site — read on 28 September 2026. “Clean” on the shelf means a published source says the comic works clean.
The twelve sources — they name who said each line, so they open with your result
- Mitch Hedberg — Comedy Central Presents: Mitch Hedberg (first shown 5 January 1999), at 1:14 — Comedy Central’s own upload ↗
- Steven Wright — The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (CBS, January 2024), at 8:09 — the show’s own clip ↗
- Demetri Martin — Comedy Central Presents: Demetri Martin (first shown 19 March 2004), at 1:26 — Comedy Central’s own upload ↗
- Rodney Dangerfield — his official site, rodney.com — joke 02 in its Jokes section, in his own recording ↗
- Jim Gaffigan — his book Dad Is Fat (Crown Archetype, 2013), p. 232 ↗
- Nate Bargatze — his special Hello World (Prime Video, 2023), as the transcript of Bullseye with Jesse Thorn gives the clip (27 December 2023) ↗
- Gabriel Iglesias — the title of his 2009 special, Gabriel Iglesias: I’m Not Fat… I’m Fluffy — as his own channel titles the bit ↗
- Taylor Tomlinson — her special Look at You (Netflix, 2022), in Netflix Is A Joke’s “Jokes and Jackets”, at 5:10 ↗
- George Carlin — his book Brain Droppings (Hyperion, 1997), p. 193 ↗
- Anthony Jeselnik — his special Caligula (Comedy Central, first shown 13 January 2013), at 10:45 — Comedy Central’s own upload ↗
- Joan Rivers — her memoir Enter Talking (Delacorte, 1986), p. 342, quoting her early club act ↗
- Don Rickles — his book Rickles’ Book (Simon & Schuster, 2007), p. 117 ↗
- Brian Regan works clean — Men’s Journal, “Brian Regan Is Still Standing”, 2014 ↗
- Nate Bargatze works clean — Deseret News, “The case for clean comedy”, 2023 ↗
- Jim Gaffigan works clean — Deseret News, 2013, quoting the Wall Street Journal: “Jim Gaffigan works clean” ↗
- Zoltan Kaszas works clean — Shepherd Express ↗