For the performer

Working a room.

Plan a Night answers "where shall we go tonight". This answers the other question entirely: you are booked somewhere and you have never been there. Where do you put a car with a speaker in it, where do you sit for four hours, what is still serving when you come off, and what can you say about this town that will be true.

Same searches, same addresses, asked from the other side of the microphone.

The rooms in the Club Directory get counted numbers — bars within four blocks that aren't the club's, kitchens listing hours past 11 pm, hotels you can walk from, chargers and the town's papers. Any other room gets live map searches.

How you like to spend the afternoon

Type a room you are playing, or pick one below.

Sources

Topic numbers refer to D.O.C.'s companion book, Stand-Up Comedy: From Writing to Touring. The counted places are from OpenStreetMap (© OpenStreetMap contributors) and the chargers from the U.S. Department of Energy's station list, each dated where it is shown.