Kurt Metzger
Who Kurt Metzger is
Stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. His career includes Emmy- and Peabody-winning writing on Inside Amy Schumer, appearances on Horace and Pete and numerous comedy series, writing for Chappelle's Show and the Comedy Central Roasts, and the hour special White Precious.
At a glance
- Born
- 1977
- Based in
- Austin, TX
- Came up through
- Last Comic Standing
- Stand-up specials
- White Precious and Comedy Central Presents: Kurt Metzger
- Albums
- Kurt Metzger Talks to Young People About Sex
- On screen
- Inside Amy Schumer, Horace and Pete, Ugly Americans and 2 more
- WTF with Marc Maron
- Episode 608
- Next on stage
- 28 October 2026 — Comedy Mothership, Austin, TX
- Official site
- kurtmetzgercomedy.com ↗
On stage
- Wednesday 28 October 2026, 10:30 PM (Mystery Boys Variety Hour with Duncan Trussell and Kurt Metzger) at Comedy Mothership, Austin, TX · the listing ↗
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Specials, shows and podcasts
Stand-up specials
- White Precious
- Comedy Central Presents: Kurt Metzger
Albums
- Kurt Metzger Talks to Young People About Sex
On screen
- Inside Amy Schumer
- Horace and Pete
- Ugly Americans
- Roast Battle
- This Is Not Happening
Where they got their start
- Last Comic Standing competed, season 7, 2010
Came up the same way
Other comedians in SUCDb who came through Last Comic Standing:
Comedians like Kurt Metzger
Each linked to them by something on the record — a stage they both came through, a bill, a show, a style or a home town.
- Aaron Berg also in Roast Battle
- Mark Normand also in Horace and Pete
- Nick DiPaolo also in Horace and Pete
- Sean Patton also in This Is Not Happening
- Dave Landau also in This Is Not Happening
- Luis J. Gomez also in Roast Battle
- Pete Lee also in Roast Battle
- Sarah Tollemache also in Roast Battle
Questions about Kurt Metzger
Where is Kurt Metzger performing next?
Wednesday 28 October 2026, 10:30 PM (Mystery Boys Variety Hour with Duncan Trussell and Kurt Metzger) at Comedy Mothership, Austin, TX. Each show's own listing has the last word.
What stand-up specials have they released?
White Precious and Comedy Central Presents: Kurt Metzger.
What TV shows and films are they in?
Inside Amy Schumer, Horace and Pete, Ugly Americans, Roast Battle and This Is Not Happening.
Where did they get their start?
Last Comic Standing (competed).
Where are they based?
Austin, TX, as their record gives it.
When were they born?
In 1977.
Have they been on WTF with Marc Maron?
Yes — episode 608.
Who are some comedians like them?
Aaron Berg (also in Roast Battle), Mark Normand (also in Horace and Pete), Nick DiPaolo (also in Horace and Pete), Sean Patton (also in This Is Not Happening) and Dave Landau (also in This Is Not Happening).
The full SUCDb record
The full record — the career in order, the specials and credits, and the sources for each — is on SUCDb, with a button to add them to your D.O.C., your twelve.
Sources
- Kurt Metzger official site ↗ stand-up, writing awards, White Precious and screen credits
- EVENTIM — Kurt Metzger 22 August 2026 ↗ 2026 live date and Austin base
- Wikipedia — Kurt Metzger ↗ year of birth
Updated 5 October 2026 · the record checked 25 September 2026