Stand-up comedian · Seattle, WA

Kermet Apio

Also known as Kermit Apio

Who Kermet Apio is

Kermet Apio is a stand-up comedian and musician based in Seattle who was born and raised in Honolulu, Hawaii. Apio won the competition finals at the Great American Comedy Festival in 2009, returned to host there in 2010 and was among its Best of Fest comedians in 2017. The Dry Bar Comedy special There's No "I" in "Self-Esteem" came out in 2017.

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At a glance

Based in
Seattle, WA
From
Honolulu, Hawaii
Stand-up specials
There's No "I" in "Self-Esteem"

Is Kermet Apio on tour?

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Last checked 11 October 2026.

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Specials, shows and podcasts

Stand-up specials

Questions and answers

Where is Kermet Apio performing next?

No date is on D.O.C.'s Comedy Calendar right now.

What stand-up specials have they released?

There's No "I" in "Self-Esteem".

Where can I watch their stand-up specials?

As each special's credit gives it: Dry Bar Comedy (There's No "I" in "Self-Esteem", 2017).

Where are they from?

Born and raised in Honolulu, Hawaii.

Where are they based?

Seattle, WA, as their record gives it.

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Sources

Updated 11 October 2026 · the record checked 11 October 2026