Comedy club · Rosemont, Illinois

Zanies Rosemont Comedy Club, IL: Shows and Booking

5437 Park Pl, Rosemont, IL 60018 (Parkway Bank Park)

The short answer

Zanies Rosemont Comedy Club is a comedy club in Rosemont, Illinois, at 5437 Park Pl. Shows run Wednesday to Sunday; tickets $10–$40, 21 and over, two-item minimum. For comics, it advertises no open mic but publishes how to get booked.

On stage soon

Lineups belong to the club and the comedians, and can change; the listing has the last word. More shows in Illinois on the Comedy Calendar →

For comics

Open micNot advertised on its site
Getting bookedLocal acts can email chris@zanies.com source ↗
ShowsWednesday to Sunday source ↗

Per the club's own site, read 23 September 2026.

What the room asks of comics
House rules

From the club's own pages, read 25 September 2026 — hover a rule for its exact words, or open its source. Where two of its pages disagree, both are here.

More stage time: Stage Time has open mics by night, and the Gig Board has calls for comics posted by the rooms themselves.

For fans

TicketsUsually $10 to $40; set per show source ↗
Age21 and over, with a valid photo ID source ↗
MinimumTwo-item minimum a person, food or drink; drinks need not be alcoholic source ↗
ParkingGarage next door to Parkway Bank Park, free with validation; valet $15 most Fridays and Saturdays source ↗

As the club's own pages give them, read 30 September 2026 — tap or hover a source for its exact words. Not published there: the phone rule.

Club Etiquette: how to be the table the room loves →

Plan the night

The night planner builds an evening around Zanies Rosemont Comedy Club: where to eat before, the trip there and home, and what the night costs.

Plan a night here → The club's site ↗

Open, according to its own website on 23 September 2026. Listed then: Patrick Warburton, 8–10 October 2026, $43–$84.

Near Zanies Rosemont Comedy Club

Comedy clubs in Illinois → · The Club Directory, coast to coast →

The Club Directory is also in the back of the D.O.C. book, Stand-Up Comedy: From Writing to Touring — $29, over 1,000 pages.

Updated 2 October 2026 · the club's facts from its own site, read 23 September 2026; its rules for comics read 25 September 2026; fans' facts read 30 September 2026