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Comedy club · New Orleans, Louisiana

Sports Drink New Orleans, LA: Shows and Open Mic

1042 Toledano St, New Orleans, LA

The short answer

Sports Drink New Orleans is a comedy club in New Orleans, Louisiana, at 1042 Toledano St. Shows run Wednesday to Sunday. For comics, it runs an open mic (Wednesdays, 8:30 PM), and publishes no other route to the stage — ask in person.

On stage soon

Lineups belong to the club and the comedians, and can change; the listing has the last word. More shows in Louisiana on the Comedy Calendar →

For comics

Open micWednesdays, 8:30 PM — OPEN GYM: Comedy Open Mic — Sign up at 7:30 PM for the 8:30 PM show. The club also advertises Sundays and Tuesdays, though only Wednesdays are on its calendar source ↗
Getting bookedThe club publishes no submission route; ask in person.
ShowsWednesday to Sunday — stand-up Thursday to Saturday at 7:00 and 9:00 PM; Wednesday is community night, with trivia and the Open Gym mic; some Sunday shows and the odd Monday source ↗

Per the club's own site, read 24 September 2026.

What the room asks of comics
Open mic and new talent
  • OPEN GYM open mic: sign up at 7:30 PM for the 8:30 PM show. source ↗

From the club's own pages, read 27 September 2026 — hover a rule for its exact words, or open its source. Where two of its pages disagree, both are here.

More stage time: Stage Time has open mics by night, and the Gig Board has calls for comics posted by the rooms themselves.

For fans

Read on the club's own pages on 30 September 2026. Not published there: the ticket prices, the age rule, a minimum, the phone rule and parking.

Club Etiquette: how to be the table the room loves →

Plan the night

The night planner builds an evening around Sports Drink New Orleans: where to eat before, the trip there and home, and what the night costs.

Plan a night here → The club's site ↗

Seen running on its own site, 24 September 2026.

Questions about Sports Drink New Orleans

Where is Sports Drink New Orleans?

Sports Drink New Orleans is at 1042 Toledano St, in New Orleans, Louisiana.

When are the shows at Sports Drink New Orleans?

Wednesday to Sunday — stand-up Thursday to Saturday at 7:00 and 9:00 PM; Wednesday is community night, with trivia and the Open Gym mic; some Sunday shows and the odd Monday. That is from the club's own site; each show's own page has its time and lineup.

Does Sports Drink New Orleans have an open mic?

Yes: Wednesdays, 8:30 PM — OPEN GYM: Comedy Open Mic — Sign up at 7:30 PM for the 8:30 PM show. The club also advertises Sundays and Tuesdays, though only Wednesdays are on its calendar.

How do comics get booked at Sports Drink New Orleans?

It publishes no submission route; ask the club in person.

Near Sports Drink New Orleans

Comedy clubs in Louisiana → · The Club Directory, coast to coast →

The Club Directory is also in the back of the D.O.C. book, Stand-Up Comedy: From Writing to Touring — $29, over 1,000 pages.

Updated 3 October 2026 · the club's facts from its own site, read 24 September 2026; its rules for comics read 27 September 2026; fans' facts read 30 September 2026