Green Haven Comedy Club, San Antonio, TX: Shows and Booking
The short answer
Green Haven Comedy Club is a comedy club in San Antonio, Texas. Shows run Friday and Saturday every week; tickets $12–$15, 21 and over. For comics, it advertises no open mic but publishes how to get booked.
On stage soon
No dated show here on D.O.C.'s Comedy Calendar yet — the club's own calendar has what is on: its listings ↗
Lineups belong to the club and the comedians, and can change; the listing has the last word. More shows in Texas on the Comedy Calendar →
For comics
Per the club's own site, read 1 October 2026.
How to get booked
- All experience levels are welcome source ↗
The tape it wants
- Guest spots are picked from video submissions, not a first-come list; send a 3-to-5-minute clip source ↗
Each rung: what it asks and pays
- A small number of guest spots are booked each week source ↗
Hearing back
- Every submission is reviewed; the room reaches out if it wants to book you source ↗
On stage
- Guest spots are 5 minutes source ↗
From the club's own pages, read 4 October 2026 — hover a rule for its exact words, or open its source. Where two of its pages disagree, both are here.
More stage time: Stage Time has open mics by night, and the Gig Board has calls for comics posted by the rooms themselves.
For fans
As the club's own pages give them, read 4 October 2026 — tap or hover a source for its exact words. Not published there: a minimum and the phone rule.
Plan the night
The night planner builds an evening around Green Haven Comedy Club: where to eat before, the trip there and home, and what the night costs.
Seen running on its own site, 1 October 2026.
Questions about Green Haven Comedy Club
Where is Green Haven Comedy Club?
Green Haven Comedy Club is in San Antonio, Texas.
When are the shows at Green Haven Comedy Club?
Friday and Saturday every week. That is from the club's own site; each show's own page has its time and lineup.
Does Green Haven Comedy Club have an open mic?
Its own site advertises none. Stage Time has open mics by night.
How do comics get booked at Green Haven Comedy Club?
Submit a 3-to-5-minute stand-up video for a 5-minute guest spot through the Guest Spot Submissions form on the Open Mic page — its page read 4 October 2026.
How much are tickets at Green Haven Comedy Club?
$13 for the Friday Primetime Showcase on 9 October 2026; $12 to $15 for the Saturday Premium Showcase. The price of each show is on its own ticket page.
Is there an age limit at Green Haven Comedy Club?
21 and over; valid government-issued ID required at the door.
Near Green Haven Comedy Club
- The Riot Riverwalk — San Antonio · open mic · booking info
- Woodlawn Comedy at The Woodlawn Theatre — San Antonio
- LOL San Antonio (Laugh Out Loud San Antonio) — San Antonio · open mic · booking info
- Upstage Comedy Lounge — San Antonio
- Black Rabbit ATX — Austin · about 74 mi
- Sunset Strip Comedy Club — Austin · about 74 mi · open mic · booking info
Green Haven Comedy Club is one of 28 comedy rooms D.O.C. lists in Texas, each checked on its own website. Comedy clubs in Texas → · The Club Directory, coast to coast →
The Club Directory is also in the back of the D.O.C. book, Stand-Up Comedy: From Writing to Touring — $29, over 1,000 pages.
Updated 4 October 2026 · the club's facts from its own site, read 1 October 2026; its rules for comics read 4 October 2026; fans' facts read 4 October 2026