Stand-up comedy · Conroe, TX

Lachlan Patterson in Conroe, 20–21 November 2026

The Riot Conroe · 219 Simonton Street

Friday 20 to Saturday 21 November 2026 · 2 shows

The short answer

Lachlan Patterson plays The Riot Conroe in Conroe from Friday 20 to Saturday 21 November 2026, 2 shows. The Riot Conroe is at 219 Simonton Street, Conroe; tickets $9 + fees, 21 and over, 2-drink minimum (showcases), as the room gives them. After Conroe, Lachlan Patterson has 2 more dates on the tour, to 27 March 2027.

Lachlan Patterson in Conroe: the shows at The Riot Conroe

Lachlan Patterson in Conroe, 20–21 November 2026: a portrait of the comedian

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The Riot Conroe

219 Simonton Street, Conroe, TX 77301 (inside GuadalaHARRY's Bar & Grill)

ShowsThursday to Saturday every week
Tickets$9 general admission plus a $4.96 service fee for the Thursday showcase on 8 October 2026; tables from $28 for two before fees source ↗
Age21 and over at all shows source ↗
MinimumTwo-drink minimum, non-alcoholic drinks included, at the Thursday and Saturday showcases source ↗

As the venue's own pages give them, checked 4 October 2026 — a source link opens the page it comes from.

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Lachlan Patterson's dates after Conroe

2 more dates to 27 March 2027, in 1 city.

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About Lachlan Patterson

Lachlan Patterson is a stand-up comedian originally from Vancouver, British Columbia, with more than 25 years on stage.

Stand-up specials
Dark White
On screen
Last Comic Standing, Comedy Now!, The Tonight Show, The Late Late Show and 2 more

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Questions and answers

When is Lachlan Patterson at The Riot Conroe?

Friday 20 to Saturday 21 November 2026: Friday 20 November 2026 at 7:30 PM; Saturday 21 November 2026 at 7:00 PM.

Where is The Riot Conroe?

219 Simonton Street, Conroe, TX 77301.

How much are tickets at The Riot Conroe?

$9 general admission plus a $4.96 service fee for the Thursday showcase on 8 October 2026; tables from $28 for two before fees. The price of a show is on its ticket page.

Is there an age limit at The Riot Conroe?

21 and over at all shows.

Is there a minimum at The Riot Conroe?

Two-drink minimum, non-alcoholic drinks included, at the Thursday and Saturday showcases.

Where is Lachlan Patterson performing after Conroe?

Janesville on 26 March 2027 and Janesville on 27 March 2027 (Lachlan Patterson tour dates).

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Updated 3 November 2026 · the room's details from its website, checked 1 October 2026; tickets and house rules checked 4 October 2026