Kurt Metzger
Stand-up comedian · Austin, TX

Kurt Metzger

Who Kurt Metzger is

Stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. His career includes Emmy- and Peabody-winning writing on Inside Amy Schumer, appearances on Horace and Pete and numerous comedy series, writing for Chappelle's Show and the Comedy Central Roasts, and the hour special White Precious.

Kurt Metzger tour dates 2026–27

7 shows from 28 October 2026 to 27 February 2027 in Austin, Spokane and Tacoma.

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At a glance

Born
1977
Based in
Austin, TX
Came up through
Last Comic Standing
Stand-up specials
White Precious and Comedy Central Presents
Albums
Kurt Metzger Talks to Young People About Sex
Podcasts
Mystery Boys
On screen
Inside Amy Schumer, Horace and Pete, Ugly Americans and 2 more
WTF with Marc Maron
Episode 608, 2015
Next on stage
28 October 2026 — Comedy Mothership, Austin, TX
Official site
kurtmetzgercomedy.com ↗

Specials, shows and podcasts

Stand-up specials

Albums

On screen

Podcasts

Where they got their start

Came up the same way

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Comedians like Kurt Metzger

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Questions and answers

Where is Kurt Metzger performing next?

Wednesday 28 October 2026, 10:30 PM (Mystery Boys Variety Hour with Duncan Trussell and Kurt Metzger) at Comedy Mothership, Austin, TX, then 6 more dates on D.O.C.'s Comedy Calendar. Each show's own listing has the last word.

Are they on tour in 2026–27?

Yes: 7 shows from 28 October 2026 to 27 February 2027 in Austin, Spokane and Tacoma.

What stand-up specials have they released?

White Precious and Comedy Central Presents.

What podcast do they host?

Mystery Boys.

What TV shows and films are they in?

Inside Amy Schumer, Horace and Pete, Ugly Americans, Roast Battle and This Is Not Happening.

Where did they get their start?

Last Comic Standing (competed).

Where are they based?

Austin, TX, as their record gives it.

When were they born?

In 1977.

Have they been on WTF with Marc Maron?

Yes — episode 608, 2015 (the episode ↗).

Who are some comedians like them?

Mark Normand (also in Horace and Pete), Nick DiPaolo (also in Horace and Pete), Aaron Berg (also in Roast Battle), Sean Patton (also in Inside Amy Schumer) and Amy Schumer (also in Inside Amy Schumer).

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Sources

Updated 10 October 2026 · the record checked 25 September 2026