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  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-andrew-rudick-you-cant-follow-in-your-dads-footsteps-if-you.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/QOX9nT-laHk/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Andrew Rudick: You Can't Follow in Your Dad's Footsteps if You Can't Find Him</video:title><video:description>Andrew Rudick describes a vision board filled with pictures of fathers teaching sons, chats with the front row, and recalls a therapist turning up at a show. Rudick then makes the case for Taylor Swift and tells of touring with a sister who is also a comedian.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/QOX9nT-laHk</video:player_loc><video:duration>563</video:duration><video:publication_date>2026-06-12</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
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  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-brian-regan-hates-it-when-you-pronounce-it-wrong.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/kkDJIfbpsCw/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Brian Regan: Brian Regan Hates It When You Pronounce It Wrong</video:title><video:description>Brian Regan, at a party full of strangers, zeroes in on people who pronounce words in a fancier way to sound smart, as a group conversation about a famous Mongol ruler puts Regan on the spot.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/kkDJIfbpsCw</video:player_loc><video:duration>109</video:duration><video:publication_date>2021-03-17</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
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  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-brian-regan-doesnt-like-raisins.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/0FQXVt4Ns-4/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Brian Regan: Brian Regan Doesn't Like Raisins</video:title><video:description>Brian Regan confesses a dislike of raisins, then turns the tables on the people who treat it as a flaw to fix with a little logic, in a set from the special On The Rocks.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/0FQXVt4Ns-4</video:player_loc><video:duration>140</video:duration><video:publication_date>2021-04-14</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-brian-regan-why-do-people-in-government-talk-so-weird.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/RFQ1448Yzt8/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Brian Regan: Why Do People In Government Talk So Weird?</video:title><video:description>Brian Regan puzzles over the way officials speak to each other at Senate hearings, where minutes of polite praise come before the real point, then recalls a city council meeting where a developer asks for a compromise on a height limit.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/RFQ1448Yzt8</video:player_loc><video:duration>151</video:duration><video:publication_date>2021-01-16</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-brian-regan-tells-an-amazing-story-about-lottery-tickets.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/CB3dkl6rPks/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Brian Regan: Brian Regan Tells an Amazing Story About Lottery Tickets</video:title><video:description>Brian Regan sets out to become a better listener, then recreates a man's long account of the numbers picked on four lottery tickets, ticket by ticket, and Regan's own effort to keep the story going.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/CB3dkl6rPks</video:player_loc><video:duration>222</video:duration><video:publication_date>2021-03-24</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-brian-regan-a-dog-on-a-zamboni-this-is-not-happening.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZtatT9FveQY/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Brian Regan: Brian Regan: “A Dog on a Zamboni” - This Is Not Happening</video:title><video:description>Brian Regan tells of a stint as campaign manager in a dog's mock run for president, a promotion built on a run of beer commercials that leads to a speech at center ice between periods of a pro hockey game while the dog circles on a Zamboni.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/ZtatT9FveQY</video:player_loc><video:duration>432</video:duration><video:publication_date>2024-01-13</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-brian-scott-mcfadden-not-all-accents-are-sexy.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/FKfw0sLsGZk/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Brian Scott McFadden: Not All Accents Are Sexy</video:title><video:description>Brian Scott McFadden takes on the limits of a sense of humor in dating, the odd replies strangers give, and four years of school Spanish, then tries out accents, imagining a New York pilot, an airline boarding call sorted by status, and a BBC correspondent covering a doorman strike.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/FKfw0sLsGZk</video:player_loc><video:duration>1494</video:duration><video:publication_date>2026-02-26</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-casey-peruski-the-hilarious-truth-about-growing-up-christian.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cGD0clvTrbM/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Casey Peruski: The Hilarious Truth About Growing Up Christian</video:title><video:description>Casey Peruski, raised in church, translates the phrases churchgoers use, then tells of a generous mom with a room full of spare gifts, a nervous call before a flight, and a birthday lunch interrupted by church friends, before turning to a dad's comb-over and 14 years of marriage.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/cGD0clvTrbM</video:player_loc><video:duration>578</video:duration><video:publication_date>2026-04-23</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-casey-peruski-i-married-a-vegetarian-and-it-ruined-my-life.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/lNlD0slf8QA/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Casey Peruski: I Married a Vegetarian and it Ruined My Life</video:title><video:description>Casey Peruski describes married life with a vegetarian yoga teacher, from a tofu dinner to late-night fast food after gigs in an early-to-bed Florida town, then moves on to naming three kids and a new hobby of grocery couponing with some creative shortcuts.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/lNlD0slf8QA</video:player_loc><video:duration>585</video:duration><video:publication_date>2026-06-04</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-chris-munch-dates-are-different-when-youre-married-20-years.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/4yyrpl6jFGg/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Chris Munch: Dates Are Different When You're Married 20 Years</video:title><video:description>Chris Munch plays an upbeat small-town pastor sharing church news, from Friday date nights at a chicken restaurant and a craft store to a new men's group, a harvest carnival, and a first visit to a burrito chain that becomes a sermon.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/4yyrpl6jFGg</video:player_loc><video:duration>549</video:duration><video:publication_date>2026-05-30</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
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  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-corey-manning-dreaming-about-being-white.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/gPbGPmbjH_E/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Corey Manning: Dreaming About Being White!</video:title><video:description>Corey Manning opens with reading a crowd from the parking lot and a childhood daydream about being white, then turns to three children of very different ages, a long stretch at home during the pandemic, and a favorite child. Manning tells of a bike lesson and a park outing with a daughter in a homemade helmet, recalls the dating scene before marriage, and closes on married life with a wife whose faith skips holidays and birthdays.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/gPbGPmbjH_E</video:player_loc><video:duration>1690</video:duration><video:publication_date>2026-04-26</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-danny-dunn-my-hair-is-a-rental.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/KpaNMuWwENY/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Danny Dunn: My Hair Is A Rental</video:title><video:description>Danny Dunn sizes up the costly daily medication that keeps Dunn's hair in place, then turns to a dad who carries a magnifying glass rather than wear glasses, the romantic-comedy standard set by parents who were high school sweethearts, and a new doctor who seems to be flirting.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/KpaNMuWwENY</video:player_loc><video:duration>524</video:duration><video:publication_date>2026-04-25</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-dean-gaines-youd-think-old-people-would-act-faster.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/SWb80IaWAOU/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Dean Gaines: You'd Think Old People Would Act Faster</video:title><video:description>Dean Gaines muses on the unhurried pace of older people, then introduces a grandfather nearing 100 with a first home computer and a grandmother learning the iPhone, before moving on to language mix-ups at hotels abroad and a Southern character's view of any invasion of Tennessee.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/SWb80IaWAOU</video:player_loc><video:duration>535</video:duration><video:publication_date>2026-05-10</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-debra-terry-the-silver-lining-of-high-gas-prices.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8CvjosGoOUE/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Debra Terry: The Silver Lining of High Gas Prices</video:title><video:description>Debra Terry turns high gas prices into an all-purpose answer, from dating close to home to what gas money means in romance, then offers advice about dating men with steady work and tells of a girlfriend who mixes up words.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/8CvjosGoOUE</video:player_loc><video:duration>380</video:duration><video:publication_date>2026-04-15</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-demetri-martin-standup-comedian-fog-machine.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/QOxzieqlxnA/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Demetri Martin: Demetri Martin - Standup Comedian. - Fog Machine</video:title><video:description>Demetri Martin alternates between harmonica and a string of one-liners, among them a lost fog machine, how fog came to mean party, a twist on passive-aggressive and a habit of counting to five before snapping a photo.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/QOxzieqlxnA</video:player_loc><video:duration>143</video:duration><video:publication_date>2012-09-11</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-demetri-martin-farting-in-first-class.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/rqXXO3mex5M/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Demetri Martin: Farting in First Class</video:title><video:description>Demetri Martin runs through a string of short ideas: an airport shop selling souvenirs for the wrong city, a friend with two middle names, an offer to pay for lunch, a dustpan that only helps so far, reluctant sponsors, and what the word okay might be short for.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/rqXXO3mex5M</video:player_loc><video:duration>250</video:duration><video:publication_date>2019-07-07</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
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  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-derrick-stroup-southern-man-discovers-city-people-problems.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Pgd5j5MfGUo/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Derrick Stroup: Southern Man Discovers &quot;City People&quot; Problems</video:title><video:description>Derrick Stroup, who moved from North Alabama to Colorado, finds that country habits from childhood, like growing vegetables and taking in strays, are now trendy, then contrasts the two places on cleaning up after dogs and caring about the forecast before recalling a very flat drive through Kansas.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/Pgd5j5MfGUo</video:player_loc><video:duration>546</video:duration><video:publication_date>2026-04-13</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-derrick-stroup-thats-not-how-you-get-a-girlfriend.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/t2Onaxk2RHM/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Derrick Stroup: That's NOT How You Get a Girlfriend</video:title><video:description>Derrick Stroup measures life in Denver against an Alabama upbringing: conversations through masks, the country work clothes that turned fashionable, city dog owners and their little bags, weather nobody out west worries about, and a late-night taco truck burrito with a very hot sauce.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/t2Onaxk2RHM</video:player_loc><video:duration>1487</video:duration><video:publication_date>2026-05-31</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-drew-tarvin-i-lied-on-hinge-and-got-a-wife.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/1zkVTJBjj5o/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Drew Tarvin: I Lied on Hinge and Got a Wife</video:title><video:description>Drew Tarvin makes the case for dating apps, from an earlier coffee date and a revolving door to online comments about a talk, then recalls early dates with a future wife who works at the United Nations and the yoga claim on a profile that leads to a class.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/1zkVTJBjj5o</video:player_loc><video:duration>635</video:duration><video:publication_date>2026-03-02</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-dwayne-perkins-its-not-fair-that-africans-win-every-marathon.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/mEx41rQMsb4/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Dwayne Perkins: It's Not Fair that Africans Win Every Marathon</video:title><video:description>Dwayne Perkins goes from gentle phone alarms and life as a non-drinker to playoff interviews, a televised marathon, a beginners' white-water rafting trip in New Zealand, and judges' wigs in Australia, then lingers on a trip to China and on keeping calm behind the wheel.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/mEx41rQMsb4</video:player_loc><video:duration>1496</video:duration><video:publication_date>2026-03-21</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-dwayne-perkins-stop-naming-your-kids-stupid-names.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/tawHpmuY9H0/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Dwayne Perkins: Stop Naming Your Kids Stupid Names</video:title><video:description>Dwayne Perkins starts with travel abroad and a grandmother who lets no food go to waste, then moves through Dutch bicycles, baby names, and how much of life now runs through online video. Perkins goes on to sports that are really pastimes, the dollar store and a very tidy roommate, then in a second set to gentle phone alarms, life as a non-drinker, a white-water rafting trip in New Zealand, and a trip to China.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/tawHpmuY9H0</video:player_loc><video:duration>4310</video:duration><video:publication_date>2026-05-24</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-dylan-white-having-the-last-name-white-is-a-curse.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ro612iU4jWs/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Dylan White: Having the Last Name “White” is a Curse</video:title><video:description>Dylan White considers life with a surname that doubles as a description, from naming the kids to dating apps after an amicable divorce, then takes on losing weight, a partner asking what looks different, and a second wedding at the courthouse.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/Ro612iU4jWs</video:player_loc><video:duration>682</video:duration><video:publication_date>2026-02-11</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-frances-dilorinzo-celine-dion-does-stand-up-comedy.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ITZ8c779d0w/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Frances Dilorinzo: Celine Dion Does Stand-Up Comedy?</video:title><video:description>Frances Dilorinzo opens with how often people compare Dilorinzo to Celine Dion, then reflects on a long stretch at home with a supportive husband and two teenage sons, mismatched taste in TV, chatty spam calls, and a return to performing on ever-larger cruise ships.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/ITZ8c779d0w</video:player_loc><video:duration>572</video:duration><video:publication_date>2026-02-15</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-gabriel-iglesias-its-the-prius-police.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/mtyetBULfr0/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Gabriel Iglesias: 🚨IT'S THE PRIUS POLICE🚨</video:title><video:description>Gabriel Iglesias, in a set from I'm Sorry For What I Said When I Was Hungry, considers a university whose campus police patrol in Priuses, compares them with imposing highway patrol SUVs, and imagines a traffic stop by an officer in a small hybrid.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/mtyetBULfr0</video:player_loc><video:duration>146</video:duration><video:publication_date>2019-07-10</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-gabriel-iglesias-batman-isnt-the-best-superhero-hes-the-creepiest.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/j-DfqkT76ag/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Gabriel Iglesias: Batman Isn't the Best Superhero, He's the Creepiest</video:title><video:description>Gabriel Iglesias, wearing a Marvel T-shirt, gets drawn into a debate with a son's friend who insists DC Comics is better, and answers by building the case that Batman is the creepiest superhero, from the voice to the late nights in alleys, before questioning Green Lantern's ring.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/j-DfqkT76ag</video:player_loc><video:duration>229</video:duration><video:publication_date>2020-10-03</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-gabriel-iglesias-new-york-weather-vs-california-weather.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/IeXj3ta1WE8/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Gabriel Iglesias: New York Weather vs. California Weather</video:title><video:description>Gabriel Iglesias, a Californian hosting Live at Gotham in New York, recalls a winter day with a high of seven degrees, two weather forecasts side by side, a short cab ride, a fancy restaurant with no prices on the menu, and how Mexicans and Puerto Ricans speak Spanish.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/IeXj3ta1WE8</video:player_loc><video:duration>296</video:duration><video:publication_date>2021-08-23</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-gabriel-iglesias-when-two-big-guys-ride-a-roller-coaster.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/mj5lX7xrSyI/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Gabriel Iglesias: When Two Big Guys Ride a Roller Coaster</video:title><video:description>Gabriel Iglesias explains how a circle of big friends settles which one is biggest, with a bus trip to a theme park, a bubbly ride attendant, and a count of the clicks on a roller coaster's safety bar.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/mj5lX7xrSyI</video:player_loc><video:duration>306</video:duration><video:publication_date>2020-11-10</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-gabriel-iglesias-that-time-gabriel-iglesias-met-arnold.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/UobuJvf4W7o/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Gabriel Iglesias: That Time Gabriel Iglesias Met Arnold Schwarzenegger</video:title><video:description>Gabriel Iglesias remembers meeting a childhood movie hero, Arnold Schwarzenegger, at a red carpet event, where a publicist makes the introduction and Iglesias studies the actor's warm, practiced greeting style and the handler who quietly keeps the line moving.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/UobuJvf4W7o</video:player_loc><video:duration>310</video:duration><video:publication_date>2020-09-28</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-gabriel-iglesias-the-eternal-battle-against-bathroom-sensors.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/iOHXt2Zq2XE/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Gabriel Iglesias: The Eternal Battle Against Bathroom Sensors with Gabriel Iglesias</video:title><video:description>Gabriel Iglesias walks through the modern arena restroom, where sensors run everything: lights that go dark when a visitor stands still, faucets and soap dispensers that need coaxing, stingy paper towels, an automatic toilet and a jumbo roll jammed into a tiny holder.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/iOHXt2Zq2XE</video:player_loc><video:duration>448</video:duration><video:publication_date>2020-10-10</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-gabriel-iglesias-that-time-gabriel-iglesias-got-high-with-snoop.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/4a5AtkBNpPM/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Gabriel Iglesias: That Time Gabriel Iglesias Got High With Snoop Dogg</video:title><video:description>Gabriel Iglesias relives a surprise invitation to an interview with Snoop Dogg: a son along for the ride, a parking cone marked with a nickname, a studio playlist of Mexican banda music, and a moment on camera Iglesias never sees coming.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/4a5AtkBNpPM</video:player_loc><video:duration>644</video:duration><video:publication_date>2020-07-30</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-gabriel-iglesias-hes-fluffy-gabriel-iglesias-comedy-central.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/yTsGxPRVZX0/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Gabriel Iglesias: He’s Fluffy! - Gabriel Iglesias: Comedy Central Presents</video:title><video:description>Gabriel Iglesias explains the word fluffy through a mother's five-level scale of size, then recounts an emergency room visit where the nurses see a resemblance to Shrek, life on the road with a prank-loving fellow comic, and a roller coaster used to settle which big friend is biggest.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/yTsGxPRVZX0</video:player_loc><video:duration>1271</video:duration><video:publication_date>2022-09-14</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-greg-morton-the-best-2-minute-movie-reenactments-youll-ever.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/DMP3sguxd34/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Greg Morton: The Best 2-Minute Movie Reenactments You’ll Ever See</video:title><video:description>Greg Morton opens with a sampling of cartoon voices, then acts out whole films in a couple of minutes, voicing a string of characters from a famous space saga and The Lord of the Rings, before taking on the heavy accents of an all-star action movie.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/DMP3sguxd34</video:player_loc><video:duration>514</video:duration><video:publication_date>2026-03-12</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-hoss-ridgeway-my-mom-is-my-biggest-bully.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/GZK4han6ieo/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Hoss Ridgeway: My Mom is My Biggest Bully</video:title><video:description>Hoss Ridgeway recalls a childhood in husky jeans, a mom's favorite sayings and the comebacks they invite, a minister dad's rhymes and silent stares across the church, and a short youth sports career on the bench and at a wrestling weigh-in.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/GZK4han6ieo</video:player_loc><video:duration>566</video:duration><video:publication_date>2026-05-01</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-james-gregory-every-move-is-a-pulled-muscle-when-youre-old.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/sUnH-nU-2VA/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>James Gregory: Every Move is a Pulled Muscle When You're Old</video:title><video:description>James Gregory opens with a dizzy spell onstage and a pulled muscle earned racing a busload of diners to a buffet, then moves through a deep fear of flying, doubts about visitors from other planets, weather forecasts and endangered species. Gregory gives the rest to food: a chicken counter out of drumsticks, a young comic ordering salad at a truck stop, the case for real butter, vegetarian neighbors and the habit of naming every ailment.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/sUnH-nU-2VA</video:player_loc><video:duration>2464</video:duration><video:publication_date>2026-07-02</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-jaylyn-bishop-how-to-survive-sharks-on-australian-beaches.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/37ae9Uj_Qk0/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Jaylyn Bishop: How to Survive Sharks on Australian Beaches</video:title><video:description>Jaylyn Bishop tells of a swim off a pink-sand beach in Australia that turns tense when fellow swimmers start playing with a nurse shark and the locals begin handing out their advice for staying safe.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/37ae9Uj_Qk0</video:player_loc><video:duration>199</video:duration><video:publication_date>2026-03-17</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-jeff-allen-we-want-our-adult-son-to-move-out.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/gso4P8Zi2x8/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Jeff Allen: We Want Our ADULT Son to Move Out</video:title><video:description>Jeff Allen begins with a grown son who moves home after the military and settles into the basement, then works through more than three decades of marriage, from a split-firmness mattress and a wife who speaks in questions to a shared health club membership. Allen then covers grandchildren and preschool germs, teenagers and puberty, a childhood before safety gear, and a move from an Arizona homeowners association to a small Tennessee town.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/gso4P8Zi2x8</video:player_loc><video:duration>2385</video:duration><video:publication_date>2026-09-20</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-jeff-foxworthy-on-his-father-in-law-at-the-gas-station.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cCmD1pGZcoA/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Jeff Foxworthy: Jeff Foxworthy on His Father-in-Law at the Gas Station</video:title><video:description>Jeff Foxworthy reflects on moving from raising kids to looking after parents, then recounts a ride with a father-in-law whose quick stop for gas becomes a lesson in saving a few dollars. The set comes from The Good Old Days.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/cCmD1pGZcoA</video:player_loc><video:duration>109</video:duration><video:publication_date>2022-03-22</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-jeff-foxworthy-jeff-foxworthys-facts-of-life.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/hRP4IhEkhBQ/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Jeff Foxworthy: Jeff Foxworthy's Fact's Of Life</video:title><video:description>Jeff Foxworthy compares growing up with life today, from a neighborhood rule about cleaning up after dogs to being the middle generation on technology, then offers facts of life no search engine can teach, among them a wife's many questions about a short text.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/hRP4IhEkhBQ</video:player_loc><video:duration>335</video:duration><video:publication_date>2022-03-10</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-jeff-norris-the-flight-attendant-yelled-at-me.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/40uGUxg1_Xg/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Jeff Norris: The Flight Attendant Yelled at Me</video:title><video:description>Jeff Norris follows a budget airline fare that starts at nine dollars, from a pop-up ad and a phone call full of add-on fees to squeezing into the so-called big seat, a chatty seatmate who wants a joke, and a few nervous minutes in the air.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/40uGUxg1_Xg</video:player_loc><video:duration>506</video:duration><video:publication_date>2026-05-29</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-jeff-norris-my-wife-thinks-i-need-a-therapist.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/0Am_1AVVPcE/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Jeff Norris: My Wife Thinks I Need a Therapist</video:title><video:description>Jeff Norris looks back on the pandemic months when Norris's wife suggests a therapist and a spilled cup of coffee becomes a test, then turns to 19 years of an Irish-Italian marriage, a nervous first meeting, and the day the two families meet.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/0Am_1AVVPcE</video:player_loc><video:duration>548</video:duration><video:publication_date>2026-06-17</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-jenna-kim-jones-having-four-kids-is-not-good-for-your-fupa.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/4IH741GJxg0/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Jenna Kim Jones: Having Four Kids is Not Good for Your Fupa</video:title><video:description>Jenna Kim Jones talks through life with four kids: how reactions to a big family change from state to state, the labels doctors give a later pregnancy, a surprise weigh-in, a steady stream of school dress-up days, and how car seats and helmets have changed childhood.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/4IH741GJxg0</video:player_loc><video:duration>515</video:duration><video:publication_date>2026-07-24</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-jerry-garcia-nothing-can-prepare-you-for-parenting-a-teenager.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/d5ssnIZonwA/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Jerry Garcia: Nothing Can Prepare you for Parenting a Teenager</video:title><video:description>Jerry Garcia covers raising three sons, from two teenagers with big appetites and new slang to an eight-year-old learning Spanish, along with a cat adopted to deal with a mouse, getting older, grocery bag fees and a long day at Chuck E. Cheese.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/d5ssnIZonwA</video:player_loc><video:duration>1263</video:duration><video:publication_date>2026-08-03</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-jim-breuer-prank-calling-sears-this-is-not-happening.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/QTbJEtPKnfg/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Jim Breuer: Jim Breuer - Prank Calling Sears - This Is Not Happening</video:title><video:description>Jim Breuer recalls a first job in a Sears paint department on Long Island and a habit of prank-calling other departments, until one call, in the voice of a foreign leader then in the news, is taken far more seriously than intended.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/QTbJEtPKnfg</video:player_loc><video:duration>485</video:duration><video:publication_date>2023-08-12</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-jim-gaffigan-drinking-bourbon-with-jerry-seinfeld.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/XIUzkggoNBE/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Jim Gaffigan: Drinking Bourbon With Jerry Seinfeld</video:title><video:description>Jim Gaffigan recounts a drink with Jerry Seinfeld at a hotel bar after a co-headlining show, where an offer to order anything meets a rare bottle of bourbon on the top shelf.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/XIUzkggoNBE</video:player_loc><video:duration>200</video:duration><video:publication_date>2026-05-17</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-jim-gaffigan-best-of-jim-gaffigan-manhood-beards-beef-and.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/mXnxnB1Dmj8/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Jim Gaffigan: Best of Jim Gaffigan: Manhood, Beards, Beef, and Pickup Trucks</video:title><video:description>Jim Gaffigan questions what counts as manly, from pickup truck commercials and a brother's prized truck to the beard Gaffigan shaves only when an acting job demands it, then wonders why steak earns a man any credit.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/mXnxnB1Dmj8</video:player_loc><video:duration>285</video:duration><video:publication_date>2025-10-23</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-jim-gaffigan-best-of-jim-gaffigan-christmas-family-and.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/j49FM7nN6n4/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Jim Gaffigan: Best of Jim Gaffigan: Christmas, Family, and Holiday Chaos</video:title><video:description>Jim Gaffigan takes stock of holiday customs, from hauling a pine tree indoors to reindeer meat on sale in Norway and the mystery of fruitcake, then describes Christmas shows in Florida joined by in-laws numerous enough to turn every outing into a crowd.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/j49FM7nN6n4</video:player_loc><video:duration>346</video:duration><video:publication_date>2025-12-18</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-jim-gaffigan-running-the-new-york-city-marathon-jim-gaffigan.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/AHWlYeACfTc/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Jim Gaffigan: Running the New York City Marathon - Jim Gaffigan: Quality Time</video:title><video:description>Jim Gaffigan takes on the New York City Marathon, from people who always mention finishing it to the runner's high, the entry fee and the starting gun, then turns to the volunteers handing out water and the spectators who spend a Sunday watching strangers run.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/AHWlYeACfTc</video:player_loc><video:duration>413</video:duration><video:publication_date>2020-12-02</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
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  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-josh-sneed-the-professionals-guide-to-people-watching.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/iLsbxIzrWn4/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Josh Sneed: The Professional’s Guide to People Watching</video:title><video:description>Josh Sneed shares tips for people watching with a camera phone, drawn from an airport security line and a day in Gatlinburg by a candy kitchen's taffy window, then turns to a two-in-one fast-food counter that surprises first-time customers.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/iLsbxIzrWn4</video:player_loc><video:duration>511</video:duration><video:publication_date>2026-03-01</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-josh-sneed-the-funniest-thing-ive-said-in-my-entire-life.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/BKWCBEH6o-c/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Josh Sneed: The Funniest Thing I've Said In My Entire Life</video:title><video:description>Josh Sneed works through family vacations to Amish country and Gatlinburg, the fine art of people watching and the menus of two-in-one fast food counters, along with the meetings that might dream them up. Sneed then takes on a lifelong weakness for the wrong food, from a vegan bakery and food television to fitness DVDs and a Fitbit, and closes on a garage sale crowded with early birds and one determined haggler.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/BKWCBEH6o-c</video:player_loc><video:duration>2488</video:duration><video:publication_date>2026-06-24</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-karen-morgan-why-you-should-never-share-a-closet-with-your.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/OftzIgBm9-I/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Karen Morgan: Why You Should NEVER Share a Closet With Your Husband</video:title><video:description>Karen Morgan tackles a closet shared with a husband, a dog that feels guilty around the husband, one last chore planned for the family, a passport photo with no smiling allowed, and three teenagers, among them a son stocking the basement for doomsday.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/OftzIgBm9-I</video:player_loc><video:duration>534</video:duration><video:publication_date>2026-03-25</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-kellen-erskine-people-are-faking-disabilities-to-skip-the-line.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/If1rFRKSwY0/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Kellen Erskine: People Are Faking Disabilities to Skip the Line at Disneyland</video:title><video:description>Kellen Erskine takes on Disneyland line-skippers, pets passed off as service animals and the price of college textbooks, then turns to a name that emcees keep getting wrong, tricky spellings from the crowd, a town with its own pronunciation and the board game Risk.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/If1rFRKSwY0</video:player_loc><video:duration>516</video:duration><video:publication_date>2026-07-06</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-kellen-erskine-dry-humor-has-never-been-this-funny.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/VbOALuHrK_M/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Kellen Erskine: Dry Humor Has Never Been This Funny</video:title><video:description>Kellen Erskine begins with a running tip about shaved legs and a neighbor's baby monitor, then turns to short phone cords, stray shopping carts, the power of an extra bike lock, and milk sold on a ramp. Erskine sizes up lottery odds, Battleship, uneven baseball fences and self-driving cars, asks the crowd for high school team names, and wonders how penguins manage before closing with one-liners read by a phone's voice assistant.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/VbOALuHrK_M</video:player_loc><video:duration>2353</video:duration><video:publication_date>2026-03-13</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-kellen-erskine-the-secret-to-looking-younger-when-you-get-old.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/xEdVgUoNOmg/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Kellen Erskine: The Secret To Looking Younger When You Get Old</video:title><video:description>Kellen Erskine moves from shopping carts left in parking spaces, milk sold on a ramp and the odds of a huge lottery jackpot to the board game Battleship, uneven baseball outfields, the turtle and rabbit on a lawn mower's throttle, and a crowd survey of high school mascots. Erskine's second set takes on banana bread, organ donor forms, the dentist, phones lost between car seats, audience members' workplace pet peeves, airport security and people who correct comedians online.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/xEdVgUoNOmg</video:player_loc><video:duration>3912</video:duration><video:publication_date>2026-07-11</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-marcus-saputo-an-italian-guy-walks-into-bass-pro-shops.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/WKHmPEUiHlo/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Marcus Saputo: An Italian Guy Walks Into Bass Pro Shops...</video:title><video:description>Marcus Saputo feels out of place in black clothes and gold jewelry on a trip through Bass Pro Shops, then weighs in on a natural-foods grocery, coupon users at self-checkout, grown men in Crocs and toe shoes, and a pastor's dogs with Bible names.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/WKHmPEUiHlo</video:player_loc><video:duration>516</video:duration><video:publication_date>2026-02-19</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-mark-poolos-how-to-make-a-car-accident-even-worse.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/P2Gw6as9W20/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Mark Poolos: How to Make a Car Accident Even Worse</video:title><video:description>Mark Poolos profiles the two types who turn up at bonfires, then recounts adventures with a buddy: a Halloween drive in costume that stops at a car accident, police at a costume party, and a snack handoff between moving cars, before a rowdy road gig in Canada.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/P2Gw6as9W20</video:player_loc><video:duration>559</video:duration><video:publication_date>2026-05-18</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-mark-poolos-i-used-to-drive-for-lyft-and-i-have-some-stories.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/gN_ftkLdKtg/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Mark Poolos: I Used to Drive for Lyft and I Have Some Stories</video:title><video:description>Mark Poolos picks up a side job driving for Lyft, then makes Walmart the first stop in each new city, from late-night shoppers to a parking-lot nap and the self-checkout lanes. Poolos closes on a fear of clowns and spiders, and on home life with two small daughters.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/gN_ftkLdKtg</video:player_loc><video:duration>602</video:duration><video:publication_date>2026-05-13</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-matt-falk-the-best-joke-ever-written.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/yzP_ygRu4VM/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Matt Falk: The Best Joke Ever Written</video:title><video:description>Matt Falk opens with the joke Falk ranks above all others and a try at pulling it on Falk's wife, then turns to life as an adoptive dad, a hope to get into bird watching, and a Mennonite baptism. Later stretches cover a fancy London dinner, a basement Christmas show for a company of four, toasters, a first fixer-upper house, and a standoff over a swimsuit at a small-town thrift store.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/yzP_ygRu4VM</video:player_loc><video:duration>3789</video:duration><video:publication_date>2026-09-03</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-meghan-hanley-your-standards-get-lower-as-you-age.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/4s7ygRJmRYc/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Meghan Hanley: Your Standards Get Lower as You Age</video:title><video:description>Meghan Hanley weighs how dating standards shift with age, from a socially distanced park date to a far younger app match, then moves on to friends' children, an Irish family's trip to Ireland, long-married parents, a helicopter ride while performing for troops and a baseball rivalry.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/4s7ygRJmRYc</video:player_loc><video:duration>1325</video:duration><video:publication_date>2026-03-04</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-michael-yo-people-have-no-idea-what-race-i-am.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/d_H8vuGZnLo/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Michael Yo: People Have No Idea What Race I Am</video:title><video:description>Michael Yo, born to a Black father and a Korean mother, walks through strangers guessing at Yo's background, a son outgrowing hand-holding at the mall, a mom who speaks her mind, and a dad's marriage advice tested on a road trip.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/d_H8vuGZnLo</video:player_loc><video:duration>564</video:duration><video:publication_date>2026-05-22</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-mike-birbiglia-moving-the-family-into-an-airbnb-mike-birbiglia.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/pMK1C8iTKsE/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Mike Birbiglia: Moving the Family Into an Airbnb | Mike Birbiglia: The Old Man and the Pool</video:title><video:description>Mike Birbiglia, in a story from The Old Man and the Pool, tells of a downpour that leaks into the kitchen of an old Brooklyn apartment, a friend in construction who checks the building over, and a temporary family move into an Airbnb, whose name gets a closer look.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/pMK1C8iTKsE</video:player_loc><video:duration>103</video:duration><video:publication_date>2023-11-23</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-mike-birbiglia-admits-why-he-didnt-want-kids.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ECWgZlkwtfA/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Mike Birbiglia: Mike Birbiglia Admits Why He Didn't Want Kids</video:title><video:description>Mike Birbiglia, in a set from The New One, shares firm views on friends who have kids, then recounts the talk in which Birbiglia's wife suggests a baby might be different for the couple, and starts a list of seven reasons for never wanting one.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/ECWgZlkwtfA</video:player_loc><video:duration>250</video:duration><video:publication_date>2020-05-21</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-mike-parenti-how-to-win-a-fight-on-facebook.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/M7XjIbumiWw/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Mike Parenti: How to Win a Fight on Facebook</video:title><video:description>Mike Parenti, an Italian Christian, lays out a method for winning Facebook arguments with nothing but Bible verses, then weighs social media habits and 30 years of marriage. Parenti then takes up a first family dog after a move to Florida, a homeowners association that DNA-tests dog waste, the time's-up light Parenti now carries everywhere, and Florida invitations to funeral-planning lunches.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/M7XjIbumiWw</video:player_loc><video:duration>1529</video:duration><video:publication_date>2026-02-09</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-mitch-hedberg-mitch-hedbergs-death-metal-band-wasnt-that.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/DgvfqjnhpWA/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Mitch Hedberg: Mitch Hedberg's Death Metal Band Wasn't That Intense</video:title><video:description>Mitch Hedberg likens starting to floss to quitting smoking, wishes for a cinnamon roll incense, explains the less-than-fierce name of a death metal band, and describes a cigar shop visit and a run-in with a stranger at a bar.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/DgvfqjnhpWA</video:player_loc><video:duration>148</video:duration><video:publication_date>2018-04-04</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-mitch-hedberg-lays-out-the-perfect-pizza-franchise.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ujzy4cCUFk0/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Mitch Hedberg: Mitch Hedberg Lays Out the Perfect Pizza Franchise</video:title><video:description>Mitch Hedberg strings together quick observations on blocking a casino fire exit, turkey-based lunch meats, bar black lights, a pizza chain's coupon policy and the pizzeria Hedberg would open in reply, people handing out flyers, flossing, and naming a death metal band.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/ujzy4cCUFk0</video:player_loc><video:duration>284</video:duration><video:publication_date>2019-02-22</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-mitch-hedberg-an-escalator-can-never-break-mitch-hedberg.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/vrIw2i4WtA4/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Mitch Hedberg: An Escalator Can Never Break - Mitch Hedberg: Comedy Central Presents</video:title><video:description>Mitch Hedberg moves in short, sideways observations from escalators and rental-car brakes to a receipt for a doughnut, crackers that suggest toppings, and a guard at a casino fire exit, with stops along the way for turkey lunch meat, flossing, a fire-safety frog, turtlenecks and restaurant waiting lists.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/vrIw2i4WtA4</video:player_loc><video:duration>1257</video:duration><video:publication_date>2022-08-17</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-myles-weber-having-a-baby-is-either-amazing-or-terrible.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/JGGFZMnCyaw/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Myles Weber: Having a Baby is Either Amazing or Terrible, There's No In Between</video:title><video:description>Myles Weber opens with a lesson in how comedians build opening jokes, then takes on the teasing millennials get from older generations and a fearful Chihuahua-pug mix that escapes every pen. Weber gives the rest of the set to a first child: a son who seems unimpressed by everything, a pile of new baby gear, a grandmother's old-school advice and a long day in the delivery room.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/JGGFZMnCyaw</video:player_loc><video:duration>1564</video:duration><video:publication_date>2026-06-09</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-myles-weber-i-look-like-jim-carrey-and-ryan-reynolds-had-a.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Z8I9eJ62itc/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Myles Weber: I Look Like Jim Carrey and Ryan Reynolds had a Kid</video:title><video:description>Myles Weber looks back on a Northern California hometown, a job in a superhero costume at an amusement park and a grade-school talent show, then turns to a three-legged pug, a rush to the emergency vet and a high belly button. A second set finds Weber explaining how opening jokes work, sizing up millennial life, adding an escape-artist second dog, and walking through new fatherhood, from baby gear to the delivery room.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/Z8I9eJ62itc</video:player_loc><video:duration>3012</video:duration><video:publication_date>2026-08-19</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-nate-bargatze-extended-nate-bargatze-full-time-magic-home.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/MG6S2PwPVLA/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Nate Bargatze: Extended - Nate Bargatze: Full Time Magic - Home Invasion Defense Strategy</video:title><video:description>Nate Bargatze, in material from Full Time Magic, lays out a plan for protecting the house from an intruder, armed only with a pocketknife by the bed and a sleeping arrangement that puts a wife nearest the door.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/MG6S2PwPVLA</video:player_loc><video:duration>80</video:duration><video:publication_date>2015-05-04</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-nate-bargatze-on-gen-x-and-millennials.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/jYB42QqJpHg/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Nate Bargatze: Nate Bargatze on Gen X &amp; Millennials</video:title><video:description>Nate Bargatze, born on the cusp between Generation X and the Millennials, looks up what that in-between group is called and walks through growing up across two worlds, from unsupervised afternoons outdoors and school computer games to beepers, cellphones, and a late start on social media.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/jYB42QqJpHg</video:player_loc><video:duration>89</video:duration><video:publication_date>2021-04-27</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-nate-bargatze-full-time-magic-time-travel.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/QXy3uII-xn0/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Nate Bargatze: Nate Bargatze: Full Time Magic – Time Travel</video:title><video:description>Nate Bargatze imagines traveling back to the 1920s with everything known today and doubts any of it would help, starting with a struggle to explain how a pocket phone works, in a bit from Full Time Magic.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/QXy3uII-xn0</video:player_loc><video:duration>92</video:duration><video:publication_date>2015-04-27</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-nate-bargatze-how-to-make-coffee.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/YYj8HQspipY/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Nate Bargatze: Nate Bargatze: How to Make Coffee</video:title><video:description>Nate Bargatze presents a mock how-to on getting an iced coffee order wrong, with a daughter's help behind the counter, from a timid walk-up to a mumbled word, in a short piece promoting the special The Greatest Average American.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/YYj8HQspipY</video:player_loc><video:duration>104</video:duration><video:publication_date>2021-03-20</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-nate-bargatze-learns-common-core-math-official-clip.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-tg3C4bhhz4/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Nate Bargatze: Nate Bargatze Learns Common Core Math | Official Clip</video:title><video:description>Nate Bargatze works through a daughter's third-grade homework and the new Common Core math that comes with it, from a long how-to video for parents to problems that keep breaking down across a whole sheet of paper.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/-tg3C4bhhz4</video:player_loc><video:duration>107</video:duration><video:publication_date>2021-03-16</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-nate-bargatze-extended-nate-bargatze-full-time-magic-getting.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/XmX_s5ZOp-Q/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Nate Bargatze: Extended - Nate Bargatze: Full Time Magic - Getting Catfished</video:title><video:description>Nate Bargatze, in material from the special Full Time Magic, owns up to falling for almost anything, from online catfishing and a dad's old advice about socks to the day a call from the army and a store credit card offer feel like twin honors.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/XmX_s5ZOp-Q</video:player_loc><video:duration>110</video:duration><video:publication_date>2015-05-04</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-nate-bargatze-ran-into-his-wifes-ex-on-the-open-water.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/wacNJSgPxUM/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Nate Bargatze: Nate Bargatze ran into his wife's ex on the open water.</video:title><video:description>Nate Bargatze remembers a summer day floating on a Nashville lake when Bargatze's wife points out an ex-boyfriend in a nearby boat, setting off a long stare from both spouses and a look at how hard it is to climb into a boat from the water.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/wacNJSgPxUM</video:player_loc><video:duration>117</video:duration><video:publication_date>2026-08-31</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-nate-bargatze-butt-of-the-joke.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/IE_dY3tL3dw/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Nate Bargatze: Nate Bargatze: Butt of the Joke</video:title><video:description>Nate Bargatze sits down with a daughter to watch jokes about her from Greatest Average American: a shared bed, a school phone call about a first bus ride, and new-style math homework, with the daughter weighing in along the way.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/IE_dY3tL3dw</video:player_loc><video:duration>207</video:duration><video:publication_date>2021-03-19</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-nate-bargatze-awkwardly-interrupted-his-dads-magic-trick-i.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/iWd6dI_0Ibo/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Nate Bargatze: Nate Bargatze Awkwardly Interrupted His Dad's Magic Trick I Netflix Is A Joke</video:title><video:description>Nate Bargatze tells of growing up with a dad who went from clown to magician, beginning with a first memory involving the Easter Bunny, then recalls a surprise appearance from a magic box at a magicians' convention in Des Moines.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/iWd6dI_0Ibo</video:player_loc><video:duration>259</video:duration><video:publication_date>2020-04-25</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
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  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-nate-bargatze-impressed-by-the-before-guy-in-weight-loss-ads.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/E9IJtYc7_uw/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Nate Bargatze: Impressed by the “Before” Guy in Weight Loss Ads</video:title><video:description>Nate Bargatze begins with a very large cat at the parents' house, then recalls efforts to get in shape, a home workout program whose before photo looks just fine, one mixed martial arts class, and a youth baseball walk that turns into a dash around the bases.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/E9IJtYc7_uw</video:player_loc><video:duration>451</video:duration><video:publication_date>2020-01-04</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-nate-bargatze-seeing-your-wifes-ex-boyfriend.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/DWoO56ueyHQ/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Nate Bargatze: Seeing Your Wife’s Ex-Boyfriend</video:title><video:description>Nate Bargatze tells of a lake day when Bargatze's wife points out an old boyfriend in a nearby boat, then turns to a marriage in which the wife keeps the lists and the money, a bedtime plan for intruders, and the hospital stay when a daughter is born.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/DWoO56ueyHQ</video:player_loc><video:duration>493</video:duration><video:publication_date>2022-03-27</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-nate-bargatze-teen-moms-have-the-right-idea.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/2l-6mFvm8RM/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Nate Bargatze: Teen Moms Have the Right Idea</video:title><video:description>Nate Bargatze wonders whether a first child came too late, recalls one year of remedial community college classes held outdoors, and admits to falling for almost anything, from a recruiter's call to a couple's introduction at a teenage summer job, then pictures traveling back in time.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/2l-6mFvm8RM</video:player_loc><video:duration>531</video:duration><video:publication_date>2019-09-29</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-nate-bargatze-8-minutes-of-dad-jokes-with-nate-bargatze.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/et2O5fdK8DY/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Nate Bargatze: 8 Minutes of Dad Jokes With Nate Bargatze</video:title><video:description>Nate Bargatze, in moments from The Tennessee Kid and Average American, tells of a dad who went from clown to magician and a surprise appearance at a magic convention, then turns to raising a daughter: homemade videos, a crowded family bed, a call from school and grammar homework.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/et2O5fdK8DY</video:player_loc><video:duration>553</video:duration><video:publication_date>2021-07-07</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-nate-bargatze-get-to-know-nate-bargatze-in-seven-jokes.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/37H2OkU2XVE/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Nate Bargatze: Get to Know Nate Bargatze in Seven Jokes</video:title><video:description>Nate Bargatze takes on a Tennessee accent, a year of remedial community college classes, a couple met at a teenage theme park job, a trip back in time with little to offer, the DNA humans share with monkeys, church-league basketball, discount stores, and early married life.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/37H2OkU2XVE</video:player_loc><video:duration>691</video:duration><video:publication_date>2022-03-06</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-nate-bargatze-church-basketball-player-from-tennessee-nate.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/WyX4uqcBrto/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Nate Bargatze: Church Basketball Player from Tennessee - Nate Bargatze: Comedy Central Presents</video:title><video:description>Nate Bargatze walks through a move from Tennessee to New York, a year of remedial community college classes, and the church basketball league that welcomes every player, then turns to travel abroad, free-range chicken, and four years of marriage, including an oven given as a birthday present.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/WyX4uqcBrto</video:player_loc><video:duration>1266</video:duration><video:publication_date>2022-08-12</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-nate-bargatze-21-minutes-of-nate-bargatze.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/pGUhBzSgOxw/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Nate Bargatze: 21 Minutes of Nate Bargatze</video:title><video:description>Nate Bargatze runs through highlights from past specials: an airline ticket and a license that disagree on a first name, a bargain wedding, coupons, marriage fights over chocolate milk and an old figure of speech, a daughter who takes over the bed, and new-style math homework.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/pGUhBzSgOxw</video:player_loc><video:duration>1307</video:duration><video:publication_date>2022-04-11</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
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  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-orlando-baxter-being-a-teacher-is-the-worst-job.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/O_8GhzLOLu8/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Orlando Baxter: Being A Teacher Is The Worst Job</video:title><video:description>Orlando Baxter revisits years as a high school teacher before stand-up, from a rough start as a substitute to running the in-school suspension room, where a principal leaves one unusual student in Baxter's care for the day.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/O_8GhzLOLu8</video:player_loc><video:duration>256</video:duration><video:publication_date>2021-07-18</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-orlando-baxter-i-need-sunblock-too.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/hEgfykEgW2o/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Orlando Baxter: I Need Sunblock Too</video:title><video:description>Orlando Baxter recalls childhood glasses worn to straighten a crossed eye, then tells of a stop at a North Carolina store on the way to the beach, where asking for sunblock leads to an awkward exchange with a clerk.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/hEgfykEgW2o</video:player_loc><video:duration>260</video:duration><video:publication_date>2019-06-21</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-orlando-baxter-why-i-quit-my-job-as-a-teacher.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/qjOYMKbyuvQ/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Orlando Baxter: Why I Quit My Job As A Teacher</video:title><video:description>Orlando Baxter recalls years in a high school classroom, from a hard first year as a substitute to running the in-school suspension room, where the visitors include a student acting like a cat, another in cartoon pajamas and one tripped up by an English idiom.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/qjOYMKbyuvQ</video:player_loc><video:duration>438</video:duration><video:publication_date>2025-03-23</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
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  <url><loc>https://disciplesofcomedy.com/watch-taylor-tomlinson-on-cheating-quarter-life-crisis.html</loc><video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/yBRHkUU-7JU/hqdefault.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Taylor Tomlinson: Taylor Tomlinson on Cheating | Quarter-Life Crisis</video:title><video:description>Taylor Tomlinson pushes back on a boyfriend who makes a point of reporting each time another woman flirts with him, and the credit he seems to expect for staying faithful, in a set from the special Quarter-Life Crisis.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/yBRHkUU-7JU</video:player_loc><video:duration>129</video:duration><video:publication_date>2023-06-08</video:publication_date></video:video></url>
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